A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.” - Terry Pratchett

AU in which someone gives me the funds to make a show about a coven of young British witches looking to live fast and die really, really old (although actually they’re not planning to die at all - but shh, spoiler alert). Featuring fiercely strong bonds of friendship, witchy nights in with pyjamas and ice cream, and lots of token male characters who exist only as plot advancements and eye candy and who usually die after an episode or two.